Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know
anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and Ford will
not give me a 50% percent discount even if I HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more
than 50 people.

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coke Cola,
Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don't know who
the hell I am anyway.

I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this....NEVER!!!! My phone will
not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this. There is NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me
$100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people.

There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in England
collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer free and
35 years old and he DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL
CARDS!

The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B(or whatever they
named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
every sent e- mail.

 There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character,
or program I will receive immediately after I forward this. People are just
trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying
of some never heard of  before disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my
friends for fear they will think I am not their friend...or by telling me I
have no conscious or don't believe in JESUS CHRIST.  If God wants to send me
a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC
to pass it along... but even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one
at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, I'm
sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying
forwards in it!"

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and then send
it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will
be constipated for the next 3 months